you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so let's talk penis.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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