So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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