I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
