I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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