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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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