hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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