Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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