I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
did you just send me my own nude
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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