im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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