How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
whose parrot is this?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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