So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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