If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
