i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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