She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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