she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
