Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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