I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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