Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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