The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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