wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We don't watch enough power rangers
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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