It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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