Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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