awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
