doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my being single is dangerous.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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