you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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