Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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