im gay
i know
yea but for you.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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