Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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