I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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