You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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