So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So much rum. So many feels.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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