at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i think i just lost a toe
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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