We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Shame is for Republicans.
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