I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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