Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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