omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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