is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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