Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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