we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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