We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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