he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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