You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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