Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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