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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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