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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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