i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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