Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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