ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I believe in your delicious
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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