I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
