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what?
penguin condom
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Watching her eat just hurts me
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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