Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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