love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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