I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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