There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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